Cats

       Got a new fiber optic Christmas tree the other day. The cats decided it looked good enough to eat, so they started chewing on it. The evidence is pretty overwhelming. There was cat puke with tiny, plastic, Christmas tree leaves in it. Yeah, I know you ate the Christmas tree, cat.

       You would think that the whole throwing up thing would deter the cat from attempting to eat the tree again, right? Well, you'd be wrong. Hope you're proud of yourself.